Microblog

This is a collection of 19,879 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.62 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

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Above freezing for the first time in weeks means I get to work in the attic today. More light fixtures!

Just introduced an entire party of Iowa teachers to their first shot of malört. I am now uninvited to next year's party.

Currently surrounded by 40-something year old women screaming and trying to figure out how to Snapchat themselves at this Prince cover band show.

Is anyone building dynamic personal web sites these days? If so, where are you hosting? What languages and frameworks are you building with? I really wanna rebuild my ancient site.

I was gifted a "Make America Great" hat tonight, and I must say, I was surprised at how satisfying it felt to put it on and become an instant troll.

Instead of getting winter wheels and tires for my car, I decided to just uber everywhere... I'm not entirely sure this was the right decision.

So far this year I've lost about 1lb per day. If I can keep this up, I will finally reach my goal of weighing 0lbs by July.

It's pretty annoying to buy a new, signed, numbered piece of art and have it show up with bends in it.

Whew. Glad the holiday season is over. Now I think it's time for a break from beer and breads and sugars and shit.

Last New Year's day, I said that 2016 was super weird and that I hoped 2017 would be weird in a different way... I kinda regret that statement, but I'm making it again for 2018. Hopefully the second time's a charm.

Just did what I thought was my first hot yoga class, but Kari told me that it was just a *warm* yoga class.

My Lyft driver and I just watched some dude almost slide into a street light and then reverse out of the situation so hard that he jumped a curb and knocked over a street sign.

Really didn't expect to be troubleshooting my tattoo shop's HVAC system this morning.