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Go cubs

This is beautiful: Man led troopers on chase because 'it was on his bucket list' kcci.com/articl...t-list/12836693

Aroldis Chapman is a badass. A badass that I do not like.

Go Cleveland

Just got to drive my buddy's Stanford Camry with autopilot around in Chicago traffic. That shit is impressive.

Verifying myself: I am broox on Keybase.io. khc4_2NjY1VJX9JReQOourB-oKySHXAgrzzw / keybase.io/broo...rB-oKySHXAgrzzw

That was a rad day of learning, hacking, eating, and bullshitting with @harper, @ibips, @shingy, and @hiromiusagi.

Chicago friends, I'm in town til Friday. Wanna hang?

Woman at @dsmairport: We're switching to Coke products.
Me: 😱
Her: but we're keeping Mt Dew. People here seem to want that.
Me: 😅 Thank u

Anyone using any good alternatives to @mint? I keep getting burned by @intuit not prioritizing keeping up with bank/integration changes.

I can scream very loud

I've somehow never heard of the Columbus Blue Jackets until today. They've been around for 17 years.

Just watched a football game and our team won, so I'm tweeting about it

"my car payment's like... alot." - this dude says to the girl next to him while waiting for their respective ubers.

My good friend @dollcraftcraig and I are looking for some cow fed steak. Does this exist anywhere?

I am wearing a short sleeved, pink camouflage sweater today because I am a douche.

Ever wonder what your life would be like if you were a hard drug dealer?

All the smart home announcements that have happened in the past few weeks have me giddy, but my wallet is very scared.

I should win a trophy.
I should get a gold medal.

Look at this lil dicked troll that just showed up in the mail. t.co/xEYvlJFek5