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Stuck in the houston airport for a few more hours... The benches are shit here. Do I sleep in the massage chairs or the chapel pews? 🤔

United just put us on a nearly 3 hour delayed flight, drove us to the runway and then turned around because the pilots logged too many hours

"oh! come! on!" Kari says at the airport as she gets bit by trying to charge her new iPhone and listen to music at the same time.

I honestly like the new mirrored apple MacBook logos better than the old lighted ones. t.co/nJfCb7Fg07

Every time I travel to another country I'm reminded that we Americans really are just a bunch of baby pussies.

Just saw a truck in Nicaragua with the entire windshield mirror tinted... All but a little circle cut out in front of the driver's face. lol

I can't even count the amount of times that I've said, "this is awesome" (usually with some random expletives mixed in) about this resort.

we can get way fatter than this

Most people aren't ready for dickvids

Just had one of the most insane dinners ever. The chef at this resort is a genius.

An after dinner walk along the beach turned out to be Kari's most stressful part of the trip... Apparently soft shell crabs are terrifying.

I am going to quit chips and only eat tostones from here on out.

At this BBQ, Kari and I were each handed a plate with chicken, fish, ribs, sausage, steak, lobster, and an octopus tentacle. We are dead now

All of the buses in Nicaragua have their windshields tinted and painted up all crazy.

Bummed that there are no grill jewelers in the Houston airport. ☹️

There's a dude at this Mexican restaurant eating a burrito and straight up drinking a 2-liter bottle of Mt Dew. #dewsk #hero #extreme

At a planned parenthood event this waitress just walked up to me and said, "I have a Chardonnay and a pink pussy" ... which was a cocktail

We're a few hundred dollars shy of our goal with a week and a half to go! Every donation helps fight MS. Give here: main.nationalms...-with-kbroox-17

Catchin an early flight back to Des Moines to kick it with Kari.

I don't remember the blue line being like a rickety old roller coaster. I mean, not this rickety anyway.