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I just ate durian mochi 😯

"signal. honk. go!" - driving advice we just received in Jakarta

Just finished up some post flight, Indonesian spa time with @harper and @ibips. We are all noodles now.

This Jakarta traffic is 😮😮😮

Hi I'm Derek, but you can call me Sudoku Slayer t.co/X8ideHGjgO

Another Singapore loss - my Fitbit... Next stop: Jakarta. t.co/4rc0tZTCAr

Just saw my first #maga hat in real life. On a roof deck in Singapore. 🤔

#wypipo t.co/78u6OQodyE

Just lost one of my gold plugs cannonballing off the back of a lil yacht in the ocean south of Singapore. Dammit.

The people of Singapore know where to draw the line. t.co/8vlKA8IBVi

We lived in the future today in Singapore.

I think I found the dewsk of the east. AQUARIUS t.co/Xej4inp91l

If you'd like to follow along, I'm gonna be keeping Google photos up to date on this Asia trip. photos.app.goo....OEdMtZjJs2Axh53

Whew. That was a lot of flying.

International business class is very fancy. I dunno if I belong here, but it feels good, man.

The 2 things I count on at @dsmairport are short lines and Diet Mountain Dew ... and they're outta goddamn Diet Mountain Dew.

And now, I will try to sleep but instead, spend the entire night wondering if I packed everything that I definitely already packed.

Garth Brooks just came trotting across the yard with the back third of a freshly slain bunny in his mouth. Can't find the front 2/3...

@ArloSmartHome my base station is reporting offline, i'm unable to log into your app, and your website is baaarely loading. what's goin on?

I'm at a dim sum cooking class with @kbroox. Dim sum things are a lot of work. Tasty tasty work.