I am hanging out with a girl who keeps calling buttholes balloon knots
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This is a collection of 19,825 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.16 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
🤔 I should get a fur coat.
don't pee on me t.co/GCo3NESZ6D
I wonder how many more people there are rallying for equal rights today than were at the inauguration yesterday.
Dear NOFX, please make another War on Errorism album.
More of this please, Des Moines. t.co/PHR4BHRNgx
Well... look what just arrived in the mail. t.co/RWKzw4LqS7
Just had to google this Eric Church dude that everyone's talking about in town today. He plays country music... Seems pretty cool dude tho.
Lately, I've spent a lot of time wondering how unqualified rich folks truly handle being publicly called out for their incompetencies.
Reading about Betsy DeVos, lol. Great job, guys.
Dudes, I just had a caffeinated orange juice... and I'm pretty sure that this is the best beverage man has ever created.
This weekend on a road trip, I learned that I still know every single lyric to the Presidents of the United States of America - II album.
"Most obnoxious drivers: Men in blue BMWs" 🤔 ... sounds reasonable. go.shr.lc/2iG1MqC
This Blackhawks/Wild game is basically playoff hockey. Such a good game to be at!
I am in Indiana
Dudes who feel like you need to get out every electronic gadget you own on airplanes, why do you do it?
Just got introduced to indo-chinese food. 😮😮😮
California is a very big suburb
Diet Mountain Dew is very good. Because it has orange juice in it.