Microblog

This is a collection of 19,828 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.17 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Javi.. just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOUSELF

Drinkin beer from my neighborhood brewery, watchin the Cubs play November baseball, and installing cabinet hardware between innings.

Always make sure to get a good stretch in before havin a sneeze if you're a 35+ year old out of shape nerd like me.

Paying for a hotel room that I didn't use and forgot to cancel is something I just did. My buddy Josh called it the "idiot tax." Accurate.

I just watched this genius woman order a tenderloin, then rip the oversized tenderloin patty in half to make a double decker tenderloin. 😮😮😮