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I often.think about the conversations that led up to Air BnB changing their logo to a nutsack.

Finding out that every fixture in your guest bathroom is clogged right before hosting 7 guests for the rest of the week. 👍👍

My wife about got into a fight with some dude at this bar because he threw a towel at her and said, "you probably voted for trump" lol

One of my greatest regrets is saying no to the woman in the Dominican Republican that offered to cornrow my mullet a few years ago.

That was a good restaurant, in a weird time, with some good dudes, and some long hair. t.co/S3ys7ymgIt

"Shut. the front. door. You're such a bitch," Kari says to me as I walk in to meet her at a store eating a snickerdoodle ice cream sandwich

What's the deal with girls wearing shirts that have the shoulders cut out?

Just drove a car without heads up display. Sucked.

I read about electoral votes, then did some math... If Wyoming has 3 electoral votes, based on population, California should have 199, lol.

Someone in my neighborhood called the cops on me for leaving one of my cars parked on my street. lol. Apparently that is not allowed.

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I wonder if I'm the first person to ever use a kreg pocket hole jig for HVAC work...

What is LinkedIn for?

Generally annoyed by iOS10 and not impressed by the iPhone 7; I ordered a Google Pixel. Excited to see what Android's been up to again.

No matter how big the conference call is, it's always cool to hear the President's voice coming out of your phone.. I'm gonna miss that dude

Moon looks cool. Maybe bigger. Looks cool.

Just passed a truck full of white kids riding around downtown, waving Trump flags and screaming with one dude dressed in black face.

When you see pseudo sue on tap, you order pseudo sue.

Where do you even buy safety pins?

Sonos cranked to 11 (if they had knobs that went to 11, anyway)