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EAT SHIT KLUBER!

From one college town to another. Today: Iowa State football.

The amount of college kids straight spiking their cell phones onto the pavement in this town is really stressing me out.

Sitting on a ledge, people watching University of Iowa students in halloween costumes. I think my favorite so far has been: slutty corn.

What happens when the Cubs fans and the Indians fans pray against each other? Which prayer does God answer?

Plz put your rally caps on.

Juggalo grandmas are baffling.

Are iPhone 7s faygo resistant?

This was not me. t.co/y8Co4ZZ8jW

Apparently ICP can sell out a show in 2016

Today, I'm randomly meeting a buddy in Iowa city to kick it and then see ICP perform the Riddle Box album like we're in high school.

Last night, I dreamt of an elevator that was also a restroom. It seemed awesome for about 2 seconds, but turned out to be a terrible idea.

Just got bibimbap from a Des Moines lunch spot. 🙌🙌🙌

Apple weather told me it was coat weather... It is not coat weather. PS anyone have any cool weather stations at home? I kinda want one.

Dudes. The Cubs just won a game in the World Series.

I like teletubby baez

My plumber is talking to me about politics with his butt out.

I would love to go back to this time, last year and talk myself into just getting an apartment.

This series is gonna be nasty.

This is at least the second Reed that I've heard of doing this... theonion.com/ar...whole-fuc-54509