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Donald Trump, please save us. Amen.

2 dope 2 cope

Yeezy boosts look pretty stupid, tbh

Google Apps is now called G Suite. That's dope, G. Sweet!

I microwave a scrambled egg every morning and then put expensive salts and peppers on it

I just ordered some new shades for the house, because apparently adults don't live with sheets covering their windows.

The PayPal iOS app is really nice. JFYI

and why in the FUCK does Apple call it Settings on iOS and Preferences on macOS?

Drive to office. Realize parking pass is in your other car. Go back and work from home. #brooxlyfe

Listening to the new Weeknd - Starboy track and trying to pretend like I didn't just witness that "presidential" debate.

Holy... That was debate brutal.

Anyone else feel like the overall UX in iOS 10 is worse? I'm constantly mistapping and mis-swiping.

I need a new pocket knife. What should I get? Has to be small. No bells. No whistles.

Spread ignorance

It's been rad being back in Chicago for the past week or so, but I'm super stoked to get back to that @kbroox and my lil baby smurf car.

I need to figure out a way to transplant some of these Chicago bars and restaurants to Des Moines.

A random girl just asked me if the B on my shirt stands for Cupcake Boy t.co/JaYEU8GEPX

Pretty sure that I just ate the best burger that man has ever made

This is one of my proudest TV moments. t.co/NbJVA29qwm

If you're watching the Cubs/Cardinals game today, look for the only dude in the outfield wearing yellow. Bleachers. Left center. No knife.