Microblog

Apple Watch series 2: not thinner, probably worse battery life. Still the best Apple Watch Apple has ever made.

It's hard to take a selfie of yourself wearing a onesie.

Tried to stay in bed this morning so I could get all the things that went wrong in my dreams fixed.

I am only interested in listening to songs featuring steelpans today.

I really wanna see some kind of battle against all the dads whose shirts claim they're #1.

We can get way fatter than this.

Who's watchin this Iowa game today? And more importantly, who wants Kari and I to come hang?

Got the heated floors and the air conditioning on at the same damn time.

I always like die antwoord tracks better after I see the video that goes with em. (p.s. check out the banana brain video)

I chose mediacom for the 90s nostalgia. t.co/vDq1CvQ8X8

"Yea! He probably loves baseball and his mom and apple pie and shit!" - Kari describes a dude

My buddy Nick and I just met halfway between our houses for a fierce battle. of tennis.

just looked at linkedin for the first time in a while and can't tell whether i'm an all-star, or just really close. t.co/hxXlbUqsmC

just realized that i'm still insuring the home i sold in may, lol. kewl.

I've been craving doner kebabs ever since I got back from Germany. Someone in Des Moines, please open a doner kebab joint!

I really enjoy watching my generation become the generation that thinks all new music is awful.

My car is officially out of its break-in period... Time to go fast.

Wanna go swimmin?

Operation: walk home.

There should be dude roller derbys, but they should be like UFC... or maybe UFC fighters should just wear roller skates while fighting.