Microblog

Wrigley Field just took away my little baby pocket knife and then tried to shame me for even carrying a pocket knife. Rad.

Drinkin on a Chicago rooftop with Todd Makinster

This hotel I'm in smells like a new car

2 years later, my wife gets the new iPhone 7 and it's asking her to sign in with [email protected] again. wtf. t.co/X8vCY0MBIU

The other night my friend Conor asked to take his first selfie, "Hey man! You wanna take a facial!? or a facie? What do they call that?"

Saw Rob Zombie perform the Astrocreep album straight through tonight... and then I saw the original Misfits. So rad. So so rad.

From brunch to Andrew WK to Chevy Metal (featuring Juliette Lewis and Dee Snider). Not a terrible way to kick this afternoon off.

"I don't want Dunkin Donuts! That's so stupid!" - Kari's first fit of the day

"Til the sweat drip down my balls!" - all the ~35 year old girls scream on the wedding reception dance floor.

OT Genesis - Cut It as the cake cutting song at this wedding, lol

I am really not a fan of dressing up.

Yo Chicago! I'm here for the next week. Let's kick it

Saw Refused, Ween, Flaming Lips and NOFX tonight. It was p cool.

We can do so many things with our own bare hands

I would love to rocket launch every ignorant driver off the road.

Would you sip this or shotgun it?
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I really wanna go to someone else's house and say this t.co/JKhLRo5OwI

A woman just ran a stop light in front of me. These huge ass M4 breaks prevented a serious wreck... but I still need a new bumper. Annoying.

Every time I listen to the Notorious BIG I am blown away that dude was 24 years old or less in all these raps.

I really wish I could punch folks through telephones. I would phone punch doctors today.