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Times I cannot find my duct tape: when doing actual duct work.

My most motivated/productive days are the days when Kari is nowhere near the house. Weird.

Kari just left town for the weekend. Who wants to party?

Ate a cookie before 9am today. 🍪 💀 🖕

Me: How do we ensure no paint gets on the floor? Paint boss: Oh, we're gonna *lie*lie*lie*hire subcontractors*get paint on your floor*

Super stoked to work with my

I think a big problem in the construction industry is the boss mentality. There's no ownership or co-ownership. Just do what your boss says.

Dreamt that Kari cheated on me with Arnold Schwarzenegger and gave him some of my favorite hats. Woke up so mad about that second part. wtf.

Srsly over this house remodel. Moving into my car.

Just asked Germany if they could kindly send a higher res copy of the photo that their speed camera took of me. I hope they say yes.

I need another garage.

I really should've taken a photo of Kari outside with a cute sign for her first day back to school.

Drove to the office. Parking lot full. Shoulda biked.

Pillows are awesome

Even if it's just for the weekend, there's nothing like a post camping trip shower.

7 guys. 3 - 4 man tents. And 1 - 8 man tent... Car camping at its finest.

Going camping. Right over there. t.co/ski8SSP8e8

PULLING NOSE HAIRS IS THE WORST

1 year ago today, the company, product and team we built was all acquired by PayPal. We're all still building and still growing. Feels good

Mom??? t.co/fNj33PhSSj