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Just watched a construction worker take that first big pull off a bottle of dewski and let out a big ol sigh of relief... My man.

Yesterday: 12 hours of construction. Today: 14 hours of construction. Tomorrow: chiropractor, massage and sitting down... My body is ready.

10,000 steps by noon. (where's the leg flex emoji?)

Finding out your drywall guy is starting 4 days earlier than you thought means: Derek is pounding caffeine and going insane this week.

Spend that money.

I could really use another @broox or 2.

Sometimes, you head home after a long night of working on your new house and just think, "We've made a huge mistake."

Behold. I have risen. Give me pizza.

"Derek! *baby kick shit fit* the lights won't turn off!! It keeps saying the connection's lost" - an example of a low wife acceptance factor

"I miss playing hockey" - me, every time I watch hockey.

The early bird gets himself some breakfast pizza and a goddamn dewski

go st8. fori. fors. foru. #cy #ONE

@hiromiusagi do you know about this little dog bunny guy!? cnn.com/2015/03...ndangered-pika/

Why don't all sandwiches taste like Vietnamese sandwiches?

Wanna get lunch?

My realtor just showed up to put a "sale pending" sign in the yard, saw that I still had beer bottles displayed above our cabinets and died.

Staging the lighting and keeping an eye on our house showing traffic with SmartThings/Hue is pretty fun.

My wife is upset that we have an offer on our house before we've had a chance to put a "for sale" sign in our yard to take a selfie with...

Kari borrows my car. Leaves me with a tank that is 5 miles from empty. Kewl.

Our first home went on the market this afternoon and we already have showings tonight... It is not at all ready for visitors, heh. Fun.