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Can you imagine how shitty it must be to be a karaoke DJ?

Why doesn't Google photos have an api yet?

I hate being in that place where I want to keep trying new beers but I don't want to get more intoxicated.

Well this bike ride is about to get interesting. flickr.com/phot...ne?short=nRr6Jv

Man. I hate to admit it, but these new corvettes look so dope. Like legit supercars.

LET'S ALL GO RIDE BIKES

GE announcing affordable LED smart bulbs makes me super happy. I hope this changes the game a bit. gereports.com/p...ll-talk-to-your

Taptalk is the new Snapchat. Get it and add me: broox.

I have been listening to a lot of gay rap lately. It is amazing.

Today has been awesome and productive. I hope this continues for the rest of the evening.

You know you've sent a good Snapchat when your phone won't stop buzzing from "replay" notifications.

I'm just having the greatest time driving and bumping big freedia. /cc @Arkmashton t.co/DCWSBUAdAe

FRIDAY MORNING COLD PIZZA PARTAYYYYYY /cc @AndrewWK

Seriously fighting the urge to kancho a pedway security guard.

One of my favorite things is watching people run or jog through an office. So awkward.

I really regret not letting that woman in the Dominican Republic corn row my mullhawk.

Just finished Jason DaSilva's Progressive MS film, "When I walk." It's on PBS for free if you're up for a heavy documentary.

Just got a @PressyButton in the mail! I totally forgot I ordered this thing last ... summer.

I am still not ready to own a TV

I think I am ready to own a new car.