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What if this whole strange world we're living in is just a way to keep us out of restaurants long enough to forget about straws?

Soon everyone will emerge, drinking out of regular cups and the turtles will be THRIVING.

Woke up with a fierce need to do pigeon pose, so I did pigeon pose right in my bed.

My body (and brain) miss yoga.

Is it Friday yet?

I like how iPhones don't show you which phone number you're texting on any given contact that has multiple phone numbers.

We can get way dumber than this.

I miss fingerprint scanners

Yep. That new Ford Bronco looks awesome.

I tried fighting quarantine depression by overloading myself with projects, but it turned out to just make me overthink and slip into deeper depression. Killer.

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Everything is great. We are really doing it. t.co/i70i36oVDm

It is remarkably hard to find a lake house within N miles of home on @Airbnb

I love the feeling of sprinting and not getting anywhere.

Alright fine! I’ll file my taxes already.

I’m a big fan of falling asleep in my hammock and then waking up and realizing that I should probably go sleep in my real bed.

Well played, google photos t.co/NoVABGMbPY

Is it weird when people call using the restroom, a bio break? Cause I feel like that is super weird.

Never buy a house.

I have about 10 quarantine projects in flight and cannot seem to finish one of them

I just made a sazerac that wasn’t very good. I still drank it... but now I’m gonna try again. I’m sure this will end well.

It seems like a good time to listen to the beastie boys.