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The first few months of this year: Florida, Arizona, Minnesota, Colorado, and Chicago 3x. Reeeeally hoping for a chill few months after that.

Computers are not our friends

KEY LIME FLAVORED LACROIX IS INTENSE HOLY SHIT

I haven’t done my taxes. I’m too turnt up.

It’s very important to have something that says Supreme on it

Garth Brooks just chased some coyotes out of our back yard.

@Lutron do plan to add more in-app/smart-home features to the Caséta motion sensors? A $20 "dumb" Maestro motion switch is currently more flexible than the Caséta motion sensor. I was very excited for this sensor but was left disappointed.

My all time fav pastime is getting fat.

Buster Skrine was just behind me in the non-TSA pre check line at O'Hare. People were taking pics and telling him to Bear down... I just wanted his clothes.

I have no dinner plans in Chicago tonight. What should I eat? I’m thinking🍺 and (🌮 or 🍣 or 🍜 or 🌭)

I scheduled my flight today around my lunchtime yoga class. This was a very good move.

I LOVE ME A WHOLE-ASS SPICY MEAT SALAD. I'm talking about laap, baby

When you’re dancing, it’s very important to get your hair right.

This morning I woke up and wrote code for fun. I have not done this in a very long time.

this is the moon talking to ya. it's the actual moon.

Last night, I dreamt that my dog's domain name had expired. It was very scary.

Score goal. Tie game. Overtime. Shootout. Win... It was a good night for some broomball.

Hittin the back fence @ top golf with my 5 iron. 🦾🦾🦾

i've worked for PayPal longer than i've worked for any other company. 😱

You know what’s cool about living in Iowa?