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One cool thing about fluorescent light tubes is that when they break, they throw shrapnel all over the fucking room.

PSA: you can put tater tots in a cast iron skillet and cook them on a charcoal grill and they are awesome.

Getting out and driving recklessly feels very good during these times.

One of my neighbors is straight up having a party. 20+ people chillin. 🤔

I wanted better WiFi on my patio...

I’m now $$$ deep in new networking gear and am fighting network loopbacks and DHCP leases.

The WiFi on my patio still sucks.

Ever notice how no stereo is loud enough to properly listen to anything by White Zombie?

Are you gaining weight or losing weight during this pandemic?

It’s been a month since I’ve had food from a restaurant. 😱😱😱

Oh yeah happy easter. behold the trying times.

Brewed some beer in the driveway today. It was super nice to hang outside and chat with our neighbors and friends walking by.. during these trying times t.co/pAFwVLzG3a

I just made some crab legs and ate them in these trying times

I’m really glad it’s Friday #inTheseTryingTimes

2020 has felt like the weirdest dream.

I consider every email I receive to be TL;DR

“OH FOR CHRISSAKE! IS THAT HOW YOU PUT A PILLOW CASE ON!? WHAT THE FUCK” - @kbroox judging the way I put my pillow case on... Quarantine is great.

Today, I washed my car over my lunch break... Highlight of my week so far.

Are you still ordering take-out/delivery food?

This weekend was awesome. I feel very fortunate to have a yard to work on right now.

This whole pandemic is just reaffirming how weird we all are.

When do you think you’re gonna get COVID-19?