Microblog

Today’s annoyances:
- my job
- faulty product design
- shitty tech support

Today’s non-annoyances:
- the sun being out
- cruising in the Jeep with Kari and Garth Brooks
- having whiskey to drink

Hey, I think you're pretty neat, but I respect your distance.

what the fuck is animal crossing

I got some airpods. This is what they were called when I opened them up and I have no idea why. t.co/7n47zHNhgj

anyone else using quarantine to let all of your hairs go completely unkept? This beard's gettin real gnarly.

This weekend I ran more CAT6 through my house, chainsawed some trees, did some internet shopping, made cocktails, made pizzas, drank beer, and did lots of video chatting. It was productive... and boring.

Last night I dreamt about high fives and hand shakes.

Before you die, consider eating shit.

Just 1 week ago, this stable genius predicted that the US would have more confirmed cases of COVID-19 than any country in the world. twitter.com/rea...622747732127746

So... is our bitch boy president gonna revert back to the Make America Great Again slogan? ... or keep rolling with the Keep America Great one?

Quarantine stand.
Yesterday: made pizza at home. Increased the amount of Sunbasket meals that we get. Showered.
Today: installed a bidet. Ordered homebrew supplies. Brushed my teeth.

Did you shower today?
No.
Did you shower yesterday?
Umm. I don’t remember... shit. No... No I didn’t.

Were any of y'all smart enough to sell off a bunch of stock in January/February? I sure as shit wasn't. 😭

iOS is nice because there are never any bugs. t.co/YmecN8coG0

gosh, good internet connections are nice.

Is it insensitive to say that you have cabin fever rn?

Swarm/Foursquare is now giving 0 points for check-ins and telling you to stay home, lol. Well played.

Someone carved the words “cool whip” into a birch tree on this property and I can’t stop thinking about why anyone would’ve done that.

Thinking about sending an email to everyone in my address book about how I’m personally dealing with COVID-19. 🤔

Just ordered a bidet cause y’all are crazy people.