Microblog

sorry I was on mute

Yea, but at least we get a break from all the canvassers now.

Pretty cool to see Kansas City win this one.

This Super Bowl halftime show MP3 is pretty well done. These people are pretty good at dancing too.

My favorite part about having an iPhone is accidentally the flashlight

“I’m a corn fed gay boy, alright?”
- dad

My grandma has, and frequently uses a Memoji when texting on her iPhone. I love it. t.co/La9LttW9OU

I feel like I need to do some intermittent fasting, but instead of intermittent, it should be perpetual.

I’ve always felt super sketchy about small personal/private aircraft. It’s such a huge bummer to lose great people to crashes like this.

I am in Florida.

GODDAMMIT THE SQUIRRELS FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET ONTO MY BIRD FEEDER.

It’s important to do this t.co/BMi9NPD4Qu

I LOVE CUTIES

It kills me to see technologists bitching about their decade old Sonos products becoming obsolete... You bought speakers with literal computers in them. You knew this would happen.

“Haven’t done my taxes. I’m too turnt up” - Drake knows how to party

Looking at how much money we’ve spent on restaurants, bars, and Amazon.com over the past decade, and now I wanna puke.

🍑💨

We can get way fatter than this

Some days more than others, I’m reminded about how awesome it is to be able to work remotely.

Man. Dan Heiderscheit was quite a dude. Cancer is the worst.