A sausage egg McMuffin sounds really good rn
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A sausage egg McMuffin sounds really good rn
I’m gonna try Spotify now.
What year is it again?
I just, “yea, you too’d” my Uber driver after he told me to have a nice flight. Goddammit.
Gonna be spending the next few days in Chicago... haven’t even left yet, but I’m already looking forward to coming home.
Apple portrait mode is an alpha product t.co/Zha4eSX4SS
Motivation: low
Boredom: high
there's nothin like a giant reply-all email thread of people asking to be removed from the giant reply-all email thread, to remind you that you work for a giant corporation.
Last night I had a bad dream that I was a manager. Ugh. It was awful.
I LOVE EATING EGGS
LUTRON LAUNCHED CASETA MOTION SENSORS
New Year Resolutioners @ the gym.
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I love when customer support phone agents try to verify my address and can't figure out how to say, Des Moines. This dude just straight up said: DAZ MOY KNEES
Ugh. Guess I have to go back to work today... Life is hard.
So, the guy who is supposed to be the “most powerful man in the world” is using his personal Twitter account to bully another country and threaten war...
Today I am going to listen to some chill music, do some yoga, and not eat/drink like an asshole... and maybe go for a gravel road cruise in the Jeep.
The best part of 2020 so far is that this cool girl that I know braided my hair and now I look sexy.
Winter hobby: get fat
It’s cool to call trophies hardware.
Hi, can I get a camping world bowl to go please?
I just bought wheels for my Jeep on Amazon prime. What a world.