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Have y’all really never stayed home for 3 straight days before?

Consider not talking about COVID19 for a minute.

A few days ago my sister told me that you can sing COVID-19 to the tune of Come on Eileen...and that has been on repeat in my head ever since.

I’m pretty sure the only way that I’ll be able to keep my grubby hands off my face is to wear a morphsuit full time. Doctors, is this an effective strategy? Y/N

I hope Siri reminds me about this important tax document in time. t.co/Gxy1V6LHoG

I’ve been working on Venmo stuff for 2 years now. 😯

Me: imma run into this small town bar and play the best music.
Small town bar: 355 songs in queue

My mom just accidentally sent me a dick pic

UGH. MEETINGS. amirite?

The first few months of this year: Florida, Arizona, Minnesota, Colorado, and Chicago 3x. Reeeeally hoping for a chill few months after that.

Computers are not our friends

KEY LIME FLAVORED LACROIX IS INTENSE HOLY SHIT

I haven’t done my taxes. I’m too turnt up.

It’s very important to have something that says Supreme on it

Garth Brooks just chased some coyotes out of our back yard.

@Lutron do plan to add more in-app/smart-home features to the Caséta motion sensors? A $20 "dumb" Maestro motion switch is currently more flexible than the Caséta motion sensor. I was very excited for this sensor but was left disappointed.

My all time fav pastime is getting fat.

Buster Skrine was just behind me in the non-TSA pre check line at O'Hare. People were taking pics and telling him to Bear down... I just wanted his clothes.

I have no dinner plans in Chicago tonight. What should I eat? I’m thinking🍺 and (🌮 or 🍣 or 🍜 or 🌭)

I scheduled my flight today around my lunchtime yoga class. This was a very good move.