Microblog

This is a collection of 19,753 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.62 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

I just, “yea, you too’d” my Uber driver after he told me to have a nice flight. Goddammit.

Gonna be spending the next few days in Chicago... haven’t even left yet, but I’m already looking forward to coming home.

there's nothin like a giant reply-all email thread of people asking to be removed from the giant reply-all email thread, to remind you that you work for a giant corporation.

I love when customer support phone agents try to verify my address and can't figure out how to say, Des Moines. This dude just straight up said: DAZ MOY KNEES

So, the guy who is supposed to be the “most powerful man in the world” is using his personal Twitter account to bully another country and threaten war...

Today I am going to listen to some chill music, do some yoga, and not eat/drink like an asshole... and maybe go for a gravel road cruise in the Jeep.

The best part of 2020 so far is that this cool girl that I know braided my hair and now I look sexy.