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I LOVE ME A WHOLE-ASS SPICY MEAT SALAD. I'm talking about laap, baby

When you’re dancing, it’s very important to get your hair right.

This morning I woke up and wrote code for fun. I have not done this in a very long time.

this is the moon talking to ya. it's the actual moon.

Last night, I dreamt that my dog's domain name had expired. It was very scary.

Score goal. Tie game. Overtime. Shootout. Win... It was a good night for some broomball.

Hittin the back fence @ top golf with my 5 iron. 🦾🦾🦾

i've worked for PayPal longer than i've worked for any other company. 😱

You know what’s cool about living in Iowa?

sorry I was on mute

Yea, but at least we get a break from all the canvassers now.

Pretty cool to see Kansas City win this one.

This Super Bowl halftime show MP3 is pretty well done. These people are pretty good at dancing too.

My favorite part about having an iPhone is accidentally the flashlight

“I’m a corn fed gay boy, alright?”
- dad

My grandma has, and frequently uses a Memoji when texting on her iPhone. I love it. t.co/La9LttW9OU

I feel like I need to do some intermittent fasting, but instead of intermittent, it should be perpetual.

I’ve always felt super sketchy about small personal/private aircraft. It’s such a huge bummer to lose great people to crashes like this.

I am in Florida.

GODDAMMIT THE SQUIRRELS FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET ONTO MY BIRD FEEDER.