Microblog

I just bought wheels for my Jeep on Amazon prime. What a world.

The answer to, “should I go to yoga today?” is always, “yes.”

I am very excited for a week and a half of Saturdays.

Just got to test out my new pressure washer because it’s 60 degrees and Sunny on Christmas Day in Iowa... so weird.

I have so many throwaway photos on my iPhone that would’ve worked on my pixel 3. Shit is frustrating, man.

Kari: Wanna get a limo and a bunch of onesies for Christmas this year?
Me: ... yea t.co/XNAtc7b3Iu

Wheel shopping is hard

I’ve been checking in on four square/swarm for 10 years. 😵

It’d be cool if impeachment came with some form of elementary school physical punishment, like a swirlie, wedgie, snake bite, or punch in the fucking face.

@realDonaldTrump OH YEAH BABYYYYY!!! YOU STUPID SOMBITCH

I wish I was on winter break right now. Just chillin. Tinkerin. Hangin.

Just met up with our old buddy, Tag, and went clubbing at one of our old Chicago spots. It was hilarious, and fun, and we are very old and I am going to regret this in the morning.

I am drinking a coffee for maybe the first time. On accident.

I just ate sushi from Walgreens

It’s not perfect, but it’s a start. What else can I mute? t.co/48R4lqrArv

I’m talking about Mountain Dews, baby

Sometimes, in Iowa, you get an old school, Vietnam vet truck driving Uber driver that tells you all about how much the eastern world has influenced his life and your faith is totally restored in boomers.

I like how iPhone carriers act like android is so janky. iOS and the Apple ecosystem are not as polished as folks made it seem. Pretty nice, but there are lots of unintuitive gestures and it’s still buggy af.

“Hi, old man baby puppy dog boy” -@kbroox to our dog

Just got my first filling... and I now understand why people don’t like going to the dentist.