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frackin bedtime, maynard!

headin to the cab for zachs bday

@maydayyo sure did. way to have a sweet wedding.

Error: console.beer is not a function. I am awesome.

indeed is really stupid word.

@mikeharper ghostbusters

hadouken! seems like a direct rip off of mindless self indulgence.

a whole week without my coat!? i hope lechi does good work.

can't wait to get me one of those pomegranate phones. www.pomegranatephone.com

whew. everythibg is off to a good start.

i completely led one of my best friends into trouble tonight. i am a dick.

@ricolarson no way.

home. i havent had a decent bar weeknight like that in a bit. that was nice

diverse and red are here drinking champagne, haha.

take a braunschweiger loaf, cut off 1 end, jam a whole dill pickle into it, and cut it into slices. we just came up with that. i bet it's aw

you will find me at the ankeny tonic in 25 with rico and nathan.

i foresee a martini disappearing into my mouth tonight.

that was a rough server day. headin home.

oh noes! more fires!

adam wiggins is a smart man. that yaml_db plugin just saved me.