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I have no idea what to do with myself now that I’m not spending all my free time working on our house.

My dentist just told me that I’m getting my first cavity. This is BULLSHIT

It doesn’t feel like winter until the first night of broomball! I’m out of shape and we lost, but it’s good to be running around the ice again.

Forgot to download instagram. Guess I better do that. Important pictures.

Thankful that the long, gluttonous thanksgiving weekend is almost over.

Well, that didn’t take long... t.co/tZIovF7fza

Black Friday brew day starts now! t.co/HvLb5ECqdB

THANKS A LOT

I am ready to butt chug some sunlight

iPhone cameras are not good

i've been remodeling our house for ~4 years and feel like i'm fiiiiinally nearing the end... i'm pausing work for the holidays, but here's a before/after-ish album of what we’ve done so far: photos.app.goo....QywghzyWgx1FNm8

I am an exhausted boy

Elon’s midlife crisis is so good

This Tesla truck looks like a pinewood derby car.

I’ve barely been in Chicago for an hour and I am already eating a slice of Malört cake.

This is a good tweet t.co/DcUwJNBpm3

TSA is bullshit

I just downloaded twitter so that I could tweet that I’m coming to Chicago tomorrow.. Twitter is very important.

I wish my screenshots included the cracks on my screen.