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It’s important to do this t.co/BMi9NPD4Qu

I LOVE CUTIES

It kills me to see technologists bitching about their decade old Sonos products becoming obsolete... You bought speakers with literal computers in them. You knew this would happen.

“Haven’t done my taxes. I’m too turnt up” - Drake knows how to party

Looking at how much money we’ve spent on restaurants, bars, and Amazon.com over the past decade, and now I wanna puke.

🍑💨

We can get way fatter than this

Some days more than others, I’m reminded about how awesome it is to be able to work remotely.

Man. Dan Heiderscheit was quite a dude. Cancer is the worst.

A sausage egg McMuffin sounds really good rn

I’m gonna try Spotify now.
What year is it again?

I just, “yea, you too’d” my Uber driver after he told me to have a nice flight. Goddammit.

Gonna be spending the next few days in Chicago... haven’t even left yet, but I’m already looking forward to coming home.

Apple portrait mode is an alpha product t.co/Zha4eSX4SS

Motivation: low
Boredom: high

there's nothin like a giant reply-all email thread of people asking to be removed from the giant reply-all email thread, to remind you that you work for a giant corporation.

Last night I had a bad dream that I was a manager. Ugh. It was awful.

I LOVE EATING EGGS

LUTRON LAUNCHED CASETA MOTION SENSORS

New Year Resolutioners @ the gym.
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