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javascript ideas keep waking me up lately

wii n wine. oh yes.

after throwing a complete fit about having to play tiger woods golf, kari just owned me.

pissed at started this closet project. goin to get sushi at waterfront ankeny with wifey.

i need a brush gaurd and a gun in my glove box.

tons of cops and stopped traffic on grand and ingersoll, i wonder whats up

star bar with bob n todd

why am i trying to support web apps in ie6 still?

i think i finally found the setting that's been trying to shut my computer down at night. thankfully my web browser tabs have prevented it.

weak. i forgot that parking outside makes your car all wet in the mornings.

loadin up on some gin and tonic so i can more easily deal with my margarita'd up wife, ha

week 3, day 1 owned me. i was only able to crank out 82 pushups

i have eaten subway for lunch and indian food for dinner the past 2 days

starting to tackle some closet cleaning so i can fit this new file cabinet in here...

wtf, my dashboard weather app has been set to austin, tx since i got this new imac. i thought it seemed colder than it was telling me, ha.

i think claritin d is fake. all it does it make me have crazy dreams while remaining completely stuffed up.

hey, can someone put some stacks in my jeans and a phantom up in my garage?

i am pretty tired of owning a shitty pop-up house.

i hate chipper college freshman girls calling for donation money. no isu, your vet hospital sucked ass. sorry.

i wonder why Google Analytics doesn't recognize Google Chrome as it's own browser.