Microblog

This is a collection of 19,802 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.96 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

I accidentally just dine & dashed because I'm an airhead. Waitress straight up chased me down while I was walking to my car. 🤦‍♂️

Ever order something from Amazon and they say it'll be there in 2 days, but it doesn't arrive, so you check your orders and they say that they haven't shipped it but they'll ship it some day and then you say, "GODDD... DAMMIT" ?

Successfully fishing wire through walls with no demolition is incredibly satisfying.. Also, I really enjoy home electrical work.

What do you call the low-carb diet that allows pizza and beer? That's what I'm on now.

My keyboard just died while closing 1 of my 6,000 Chrome tabs with cmd+W... and then I watched in dismay as my computer thought I was holding down the key combo and individually closed the rest of my tabs. ☠️

Whew. It was great to spend 2 nights in my own bed! ...and I am somehow not jetlagged. Next: Chicago for the week.

While we were away, a cricket moved into our house and is makin those cricket-ass leg noises. Feels like camping.. and I dig it.

Me: why do you know so much about American politics?
This Australian dude: It's just great sport... It's great theater.

In Japan, it's already my birthday! Plans for the day are: get kicked out of the hotel pool for having tattoos and then head back to Tokyo for fancy sushis and more exploring with @kbroox.

Having a bento box and a beer while going 150mph on a bullet train... Japan has it figured out.

Me: wow, that was a really tasty white fish.
Harper: I know, right??
Hiromi: that was raw chicken.
Me and Harper: ... huh