Microblog

Earlier today, I walked off of a diverted flight in Indianapolis to rent a car and race @United to DSM. I won... and I feel good about that.

ORD shut down while on our way home... This 2019 weather can really eat shit.

I am in Virginia.

Just booked a flight to spend my birthday and the end of Kari's summer break in Tokyo with our buds @harper and @hiromiusagi. Stoked!

when yer wife leaves the house to go shopping, you're really doing yourself a disservice by not blaring doom metal

You ever ride around in a v12 with racks in the middle?

Just hung the last of 10 door jambs in my basement. 1 more thing off the list.

How do you rent a car that's not dumb?

Just watched more intense TV

In college, I had a Spanish professor who always insisted that it made no sense whenever my roommate and I said, "palabra a tu madre" ... I still think he was wrong.

i ate cauliflower curry and garlic naan for breakfast and i am excited to talk to everyone very closely today.

I do not understand Kentucky Derby shit

It was a short set, but Cardi B was fucking awesome.

This may be hard to imagine, but Kodak Black is not good live.

I just fist bumped DMX at this club in Des Moines... X gave it to me.

X just gave it to us

I'm gonna go to this @dmx show tonight and pretend like I'm in high school. I hope it is as ridiculous as I'm imagining. t.co/QdoyEL7ewU

That was an intense TV show

Gala is not pronounced correctly

Smoking cigars, listening to hip hop and sippin on whiskey on the back patio with my fav babe. The best.