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Basketball would be a lot better if they would get rid of all the whiney boy foul rules.

I regret drinking that vodka free energy drink at 10pm.

Houses are the worst. Why do we buy them?

Weekend gluttony

Feels good to wiz hard

TEE GEE EYE EFF

I am eating a vinegar pie. This is a new experience for me.

I am really not a fan of bullshit.

Are there brownouts happening in Des Moines? My lights are randomly cutting out and doing weird shit today... or I am going insane. Maybe #2.

Yoga is the best. I need more.

Whew, ok... No travel planned for 2 months.

🚨🚨🚨 IT'S ABOVE FREEZING OUTSIDE 🚨🚨🚨

Did you know that Chihuahua cheese comes from the milk of actual Chihuahuas?

Thank you, Lord Jesus Christ for giving us Miley Cyrus.

One of my favorite parts about hanging in rural Minnesota is: snowmobile fashion.

Bock Fest weekend. August Schell Brewery. New Ulm, Minnesota.

I'm gonna try to sleep for 10 hours exactly

First flight in 6 months. Boarding group: 4. RIP to my status... but see ya soon, Chicago.

Well, that was probably the worst season of broomball that our team has played... Kinda glad that's over.

Just broke my 6 month long streak of doing yoga at the Y. I am not pleased with this... Starting over next week.