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I love living in the Midwestern rainforest

Earlier today, I walked off of a diverted flight in Indianapolis to rent a car and race @United to DSM. I won... and I feel good about that.

ORD shut down while on our way home... This 2019 weather can really eat shit.

I am in Virginia.

Just booked a flight to spend my birthday and the end of Kari's summer break in Tokyo with our buds @harper and @hiromiusagi. Stoked!

when yer wife leaves the house to go shopping, you're really doing yourself a disservice by not blaring doom metal

You ever ride around in a v12 with racks in the middle?

Just hung the last of 10 door jambs in my basement. 1 more thing off the list.

How do you rent a car that's not dumb?

Just watched more intense TV

In college, I had a Spanish professor who always insisted that it made no sense whenever my roommate and I said, "palabra a tu madre" ... I still think he was wrong.

i ate cauliflower curry and garlic naan for breakfast and i am excited to talk to everyone very closely today.

I do not understand Kentucky Derby shit

It was a short set, but Cardi B was fucking awesome.

This may be hard to imagine, but Kodak Black is not good live.

I just fist bumped DMX at this club in Des Moines... X gave it to me.

X just gave it to us

I'm gonna go to this @dmx show tonight and pretend like I'm in high school. I hope it is as ridiculous as I'm imagining. t.co/QdoyEL7ewU

That was an intense TV show

Gala is not pronounced correctly