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Goal: get through the next week and a half... Gettin real close to burning out on this year's work + remodel + travel life balance.

Goal: get through the next week and a half... Gettin request close to burning out on this year's work + remodel + travel life balance.

every time i try to find my way around the AWS console, i wonder why i ever got into technology.

I am very glad to have today off.

The neighboring state tour continues. The next few weeks: Kansas City, Chicago, Minnesota, Quad Cities.

My body feels like I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and ate all of the meat tonight... which makes sense because that is exactly what I did. 🥵

A month ago: I wonder when winter is gonna start.
Today: I have shoveled more snow this year than I have in the last decade.

I like my job, painting, and shoveling snow. I do not like spending 15 hours a day doing all 3.

It's 2019. Why are children still allowed in public?

Also, I had to pull a splinter out of my wife's ass tonight.

When you tell your old man Uber driver that you're the house with Christmas lights still on right in front of him and he pulls into the wrong driveway and says, "I can't see colors too well." 😲

Upcoming shows that I have tickets for: Weezer, DMX, Cardi B, KISS... Gonna be a weird year for shows.

Every time I get to a good stopping point on a remodeling project at home, I spend the next hour or so just lookin at it.

Super Bowl LIII: boring, forgettable halftime performance, lame commercials, Patriots again. Waste of time

Today, I ate pizza for breakfast, tacos for lunch, and taco pizza for dinner.

What a weird halftime show

Overtime. 31-31 Shots on goal. Blackhawks beat the Wild 4-3. That was the best hockey game I've been to

imagine what it'd be like if people would just stfu about politics for a minute.

Lookin back at twenty eighteen. derek.broox.com...wenty-eighteen/

It's -40 degrees outside but everyone in Des Moines is out in the streets, jerkin off about Cardi B comin to town