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I'm gonna go to bed riiiiiiiiiight NOW

Weezer are goddamn nerds, man... pretty good tho.

The world is a small place, man.

Imagine this important moment in history...
"We're going to make bigger cans of beer. What should we call them?"
"tall boys"

I was in bed for 12 hours last night. Hoping for 11 tonight... stupid 9:30 meeting.

"turn it up Brooks! Dixie chicken! Brooks you bitch!" - my my beloved father-in-law

Basketball would be a lot better if they would get rid of all the whiney boy foul rules.

I regret drinking that vodka free energy drink at 10pm.

Houses are the worst. Why do we buy them?

Weekend gluttony

Feels good to wiz hard

TEE GEE EYE EFF

I am eating a vinegar pie. This is a new experience for me.

I am really not a fan of bullshit.

Are there brownouts happening in Des Moines? My lights are randomly cutting out and doing weird shit today... or I am going insane. Maybe #2.

Yoga is the best. I need more.

Whew, ok... No travel planned for 2 months.

🚨🚨🚨 IT'S ABOVE FREEZING OUTSIDE 🚨🚨🚨

Did you know that Chihuahua cheese comes from the milk of actual Chihuahuas?

Thank you, Lord Jesus Christ for giving us Miley Cyrus.