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I think it’s pretty damned respectable for Biden to put ego aside and do what he believes his constituents want.

Could he have done it sooner? Sure, but here we are.

Let’s focus on making sure that narcissistic, bigot, MAGA felon fuck never steps foot into our White House again

Just canceled Mediacom after being with them for 20 years. Kinda felt like a breakup.

This new fiber tho… 🥵🥵🥵

Walked into this IndyCar / Post Malone event right after the race finished. Dammit. And now we wait for Posty.

(but the people watching is fantastic)

Chicago, I’m comin

America was founded by immigrants looking for religious freedom, economic opportunity, and political liberty.

Let’s stand (and vote) for that.

Just made one of those $1000 drop your iPhone and shatter the screen mistakes. A few months before the next iteration. Goddammit.

Just scored the game winning goal in a shootout in overtime. Wrist shot to the upper right side. Felt good, mans.

Just went 9 under in a best ball golf tournament with @BENovator… and I won both “closest to pin” flag events on the round. Oh yea, baby.

Just got out of my car at a restaurant and realized that I’m wearing house slippers.

ADHD Airhead lyfe.

I’ve really grown to hate the state of Iowa, which is a bummer because I used to be pretty proud of it.

Awful weather. No public land. No respect for the land in general. Worsening politics and worsening education.

City perks aside, this is not a nice place to live.

There’s nothing like putting on a freshly washed pair of jean shorts. Nice and stiff. Just the way I like em.

Cup hockey is so damned fun to watch.

Finally approved for global entry!

RT @CBSEveningNews: BREAKING: Four instructors affiliated with Iowa's Cornell College were injured in "a serious incident" while at a park…

I scored 2 of our 3 goals in hockey tonight.

3 games. 4 goals.
Oh yeah baby.

Holy shit. Apple is finally going to allow us to remove the flashlight from the Lock Screen. #courage

Trust your instincts

I’ve scored in 100% of the hockey games that I’ve played in since rejoining… which is 2.

2 games. 2 goals.

Skating is still atrocious tho.

So far I’ve pulled 9 ticks off of myself and 30 off my dog. Kari somehow has none.

First official week of hockey league... My skating is atrocious, but I scored a goal and our team won.