This is a collection of 19,026 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 15.47 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.


That feeling when you realize that it’s a paid holiday after being at work for 90 minutes… lol. Early dismissal!!!

“If I didn’t love you, that’d be a really douchey thing to hear outloud… I’m just sayin” - @kbroox responds to me talking

The cheez-it bowl is brought to you by cheez-its… I didn’t know that until just now.

How long until Apple makes all USB-C / thunderbolt ports into little MagSafe-like connectors?

There’s a severed raccoon arm on my sidewalk. No raccoon in sight. I wonder what kind of suburb beast severs a whole-ass raccoon arm.

“Ugh! That is a bug! that you need to fix!” - Wifey, verbally filing an issue on my home automation system