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Does anyone know if the CDC has recommended anything recently?

That feeling when you realize that it’s a paid holiday after being at work for 90 minutes… lol. Early dismissal!!!

Welp.. I spose it’s about time that I take my first shower of the year.

Just watched a movie. Don’t Look Up. It was pretty wild/funny/sad/scary.

“If I didn’t love you, that’d be a really douchey thing to hear outloud… I’m just sayin” - @kbroox responds to me talking

Just opened a very fun letter from the IRS. And by very fun, I mean, not fun at all.

I’m excited for 2021 to eat shit and die.

I love fat boy winter

“You seem to be a juxtaposition of yourself” - @kbroox compliments my style

The cheez-it bowl is brought to you by cheez-its… I didn’t know that until just now.

How long until Apple makes all USB-C / thunderbolt ports into little MagSafe-like connectors?

Kari does not appreciate Venetian Snares

My Christmas break slob level has reached: sweatpants in public status.

Christmas with Kari Brooks is the best.

I hope that you all plan on telling scary ghost stories tonight.

My pants are very tight this holiday season

I’ve been thinking about web5 a lot, but in the mean time… God bless this man. t.co/34DieNoYfu

There’s a severed raccoon arm on my sidewalk. No raccoon in sight. I wonder what kind of suburb beast severs a whole-ass raccoon arm.

If you get covid from making out, is that an STD?

“Ugh! That is a bug! that you need to fix!” - Wifey, verbally filing an issue on my home automation system