Microblog

This is a collection of 19,758 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.65 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Today was very strange.. but I'm thankful that it was filled with a bunch of close friends and familiar faces.

*shots offered amongst friends*
Me: I would not like a shot!
Old bartender lady: Listen, Linda. This is my ship. You're having a shot.
Me: ... ok

I have eaten a slice of taco pizza every 2 hours since I woke up today... I don't know if this is sustainable.

Twitter just reminded me that I joined 12 years ago... and I'm now thinking about how much more fun this service used to be.

One of my absolute favorite things about the last few years has been watching "emails" become a contention point.

Someone at my office changed their slack avatar to the slackbot one and their handle + display name to sIackbot (using a capital i in place of the L) and is trolling everyone. "sIackbot is typing..."

That feeling when you step out of your car in public, notice your feet are cold AF, and then realize that you're wearing your house Crocs.

Maybe getting 30lbs of dogfood + a case of bottled green tea from Amazon isn't the best idea. This is straight up how my package was delivered, lol t.co/bVsHs2B1jK

Just stood 30 feet away from Pusha T putting on a solid ass show at a tiny venue in Des Moines, Iowa. yeeuacht

Turned my bedroom Google home mini into a smart white noise machine that's integrated with my home's goodnight routine. It's the simplest/best automation I've done in a while.

i keep misspelling "brown tone" as "brown town" and then having little internal giggle fests.

We should introduce field goaltenders to American football. Big strong boys on little trapeze setups between the goal posts.