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This is the news that I’m here for. t.co/cVk5QoQSiW

My resolution this year is to only eat plants that I’ve killed myself

I’m only interested in music that makes my hips thrust.

Lately, I’ve been learning that my jokes often don’t land the way that I expect them to

Getting back into UI dev is a-whole-nother game, man. Shit is so brittle… and fun.

Does anyone know if the CDC has recommended anything recently?

That feeling when you realize that it’s a paid holiday after being at work for 90 minutes… lol. Early dismissal!!!

Welp.. I spose it’s about time that I take my first shower of the year.

Just watched a movie. Don’t Look Up. It was pretty wild/funny/sad/scary.

“If I didn’t love you, that’d be a really douchey thing to hear outloud… I’m just sayin” - @kbroox responds to me talking

Just opened a very fun letter from the IRS. And by very fun, I mean, not fun at all.

I’m excited for 2021 to eat shit and die.

I love fat boy winter

“You seem to be a juxtaposition of yourself” - @kbroox compliments my style

The cheez-it bowl is brought to you by cheez-its… I didn’t know that until just now.

How long until Apple makes all USB-C / thunderbolt ports into little MagSafe-like connectors?

Kari does not appreciate Venetian Snares

My Christmas break slob level has reached: sweatpants in public status.

Christmas with Kari Brooks is the best.