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I thoroughly enjoy watching tech companies that tout the future immediately fall over with a bit of load. @coinbase

Kinda thought Russia was gonna invade Ukraine during the Super Bowl. Would’ve been a weirdo 2022 distraction event.

I built a custom sub box with a CD changer that i could reach from the front seat if it was leaned back enough and the back seats were folded down... This was honestly where I peaked. twitter.com/act...032023258243075

That was one of the better Super Bowls that I’ve seen

Well that was a fun halftime show for us olds.

My mother in law’s phone ringtone is the song Who Can It Be Now by Men at Work, lol

The last concert that I went to was 2 years ago today. @JODYHiGHROLLER, Des Moines, Iowa. I miss concerts so much.

Lately, I’ve been bringing my headphones to bed, closing my eyes, and just chilling and listening to music to wind down. I love it.

Sometimes it’s important to wake up in the morning and step outside, take a deep breath, get real high and scream from the top of your lungs, “WHAT’S GOIN ON!!!!”

These muscle relaxers got me wondering… is this how normal people, who are able to chill and take naps and read books feel? It’s so nice.

Just went to the doctor and he gave me a shot of something that I didn’t even do my own research on.

I hope that I’m safe.

There are parts of getting old that I don’t mind… but I just sat up and pulled something in my neck and now I can’t turn my head and it hurts to breathe. 👎

Constant struggle: Wanting to buy all of the video equipment even though I have nothing compelling to shoot.

Whenever you're feeling down about your tech company salary, stock, bonus, or raise, I always recommend that you talk to one of your teacher friends about it and see how they feel.

Are you guys ready for
2/2/22 22:22:22?

Your mouth, nose, eyes, and ears are indirectly connected to your butt hole through a series of tubes. You ever think about that?

Wong Fu Productions partnered with my company to do a short film about Lunar New Year and the red envelope. It's a beautiful little story and highlights the cute Venmo Gift Wrapping feature that I recently built with a handful of other rad folks.
Check it: youtu.be/RtjArnV9q70

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Sittin around the fire with friends and just got talked into buying diktok.fun.